Three words: puerto rican gang bang
Cops are here now. U need to come back. Ur not under arrest. But u need to apologize to the woman for what you did to her cat.
I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
without a question
It doesn't matter if I tell the story beginning to end or end to beginning, the story still starts with a random girl blowing me in the bathroom.
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You should seriously consider super glueing your knees together
The power of my vagina can withstand any attempt of celibacy
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
Dude. Photoshop a Santa hat on your mug shot and send it as your Christmas cards.
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Updates: Made out with a teletubby last night in the middle of the street #lifegoals
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
And then I realized my chick friends consist only of sober you, drunk you and hungover you
i now know why i keep getting pictures of poop. apparently someone put my number in a girls bathroom saying i am a poop lover.
you text any of them back? this is probably the most women you'll ever have texting you in your life. don't squander a good thing
This is the most aggressive rendition of that Proclaimers song I ever heard.
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
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