This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
my grandpa was trying to put butter into the pepsi and i'm like "grandpa what are you doing" and he looks down and goes "well i guess that wouldn't taste good anyway"
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
Why hello there Olivia! How are you today on this fine and most wonderful morning full of magic and adventure and awesomeness?
Someone just got laid.
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
did you know the cops in wilco have clean up kits in their cars for when people puke in them? i found this out this morning. i'm finishing paperwork now. come get me plz?
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
He came in two seconds and stole my pizza so I'm not counting it.
I haven't heard from him yet. He's either still asleep (which is entirely plausible..... There wasn't much sleeping happening last night) or he's robbing me blind. But I have renters insurance, so either way, I'm ok with it.
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
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