is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
At what point did I decide it would be a good idea to fill my contact case with vodka
It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
I just remembered I gave a homeless man a ride to his bridge last night.
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i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
at what point did putting a bag of doritos in the freezer seem like a really good idea?
The only way i can get arrested is public drunkenness or defacing a national monument. Trust me, i have already looked it up.
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
you ate dog biscuits in front of my dogs and laughed at them for not have opposable thumbs
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Why did I wake up to grapes taped my ears ?
Sorry dude, we didn't want you to hear us. Seemed like a good idea at the time.
Do you remember trying to make pizzas with the domino workers last night...while trying to speak their language with them.. spanish?
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
found one of my socks in the dishwsaher... xanax
I can say with absolute certainty the only time we ever had a civil conversation was when we agreed we both liked pizza.
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