I'm gonna do things to you that will make the neighbors want to move.
Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
yeah so this exboyfriend of yours reckons you're still together and he punched me in the face cos i slept with you last week. you might wanna have a word with him or at a minimum change your facebook status.
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filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
He said female orgasms are a myth and refuses to even try to give me one.
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
Speaking of ejaculate, did you get the side of your car cleaned off?
He really thought ahead and just left the tequila in the mail box for late night pickup. Best. Friend. Ever.
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THERE IS NOT ENOUGH CAPSLOCK IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD TO EXPRESS MY CURRENT STATE OF WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED
The bad news is that I stole all your drugs. The good news is that ITS KICKING IN!
He used pronouns for his penis while sexting. I don't know what I did to deserve this.
Next year, please remind me not to be at a damn Super Bowl party with screaming children whose parents can't control them. I will sell the little suckers to the fucking circus passing through town.
Was last night real life? Like did you really light your hair on fire
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
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