i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
I was blowdrying my hair this morning and I swear to god it smelled like franzia
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
Do you have any idea how horrifying it is to hear your sister and her husband fucking then immediately go down stairs only to hear your parents fucking....... I wish I was Hellen Keller right now.
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
New low: uploading my contacts into Facebook in an attempt to get the name of the girl I brought home last night.
last night you made out with a 19 year old on a bar and i woke up with a swede in my bed. lets just say that never happened.
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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