i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
so he made me dinner last pm @whch point i askd if i could help out. he hands me his fucking laundry and asks me 2 do it
only you. it could only happen to you.
Her boobs looked like leather oven mitts. No more cougar hunting for awhile.
you had sex with a 30 year old who doesn't have a cell phone but does have an 8 year old son.
he's 29.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
Babe. You eat pussy like a god warrior sent from a galaxy far far away to destroy female genitalia with new realms of pleasure. That's how I know your not gay.
I love that your nipples always taste like clean laundry.
I just look @ having a child spit on you as another form of birth control. I think my ovaries just tied themselves in a knot.
I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.
My liver is whispering mean things about me to my kidneys. It's a fucking miracle I'm not hungover. Lol
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
Dude we were sitting at my place stoned as fuk then someone knocks on the door and it was my neighbor giving me a huge box of cookie dough. Magic of weed.
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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