A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
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My parents just told me I first got drunk when I was 4. Successsssssss
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
Can you check your dirty laundry bag for my tooth.
He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
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One girl peed the bed, one lost her panties, another woke up on the piano, I have pink eye and door knobs are missing. This is why I stay in Nebraska
You just kept saying "they don't make cigarettes for squirrels. Yet."
Ordered a large pizza and definitely just paid the cab driver in pizza slices. I'm glad there's someone out there that's just as fat at heart as we are.
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
I have cats now. Five of them.
Have you considered starting a global domination firm?