Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Just bought purple Ray Bans. If there was any small chance that I would ever have sex with women ever again, I just buried it.
no, i dont want the owner to like me bc i dedazzled my vagina
Remember when we did the egg drop from the Dyson building? Her vag is like that, except with a ham, and the ham doesn't make it. I'll be back to the apartment in ten.
We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
She called him at 5 AM so that he'd be ready for her birthday breakfast and drinks at 6. This is why people don't need to wait until their 21st to have their first drink.
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
My addiction to golf is getting out of hand....I just caught myself swinging my dick like a putter while peeing.
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
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