U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
I gave my ex the dutch oven last night. How was your night?
She's mad at me cuz I told her having a fuck buddy was too much commitment.
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
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IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
It was my penance. God came down to me in the form of an angel and said, "you must atone for your sins, by puking in your mouth at church right before communion"
It was over as soon as he asked if he could name my vagina pancake.
Looked for my lighter in the console and found more tampons. Seriously. You're like a squirrel prepping for a hard winter. A menstruating squirrel.
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if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
Randomize