Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
I'm so high I used the top vent on my dashboard to heat up a cheeseburger
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
this lady just pulled corn on the cob out of her purse
People like that make this world a better place.
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
He's not very smart so he didn't know I was yelling at him with monologues from Scandal.
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