I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
can we get nightvision for the apartment?
I just sold a pizza for the ability to listen to spice girls.
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
I just haymakered a dude with my face, can we talk about ME for a second and not the guy I fought?
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
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