? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
I have left a significant number of teethmarks in my prhone. My mouth tastes like tequila and cheddar. Tomorrow already feels fun.
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
my 3 favorite things in life are tequila, dicks, and making sandwiches. that DOES NOT make me a bad person.
I wish the ER had shaved that part of my head. It would be easier to show people my staples at the bar.
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
Why do I only have half my beard? My chin is so naked...
She's wearing her dead grandmother's pearl on the married finger so no guys "bother her" tonight... I am not THAT committed to Girl's Night.
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
I'm potentially being cockblocked by Old Man Winter. What the fuck did I do to piss off an entire season?
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
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