that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
Hey, my drug test is at 4:15 tomorrow. I'll meet you 5 minutes later.
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
As a general rule, drunkenness and gymnastics do not mix.
Why the fuck did I wake up in a chair with mouth clamps?!
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
All I wanted was to die alone with my dogs....how did I end up here
I don't know if I should laugh or punch you
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
Great, now I'm picturing myself as a fucking garden gnome
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