He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
i'm waiting for the less fat version of him to text me
I feel like royalty, that girl from last night had a vajazzled vag. Bucket list complete.
I never thought that taking apart multiple age 5 and under puzzles would be part of my house party clean up process.
Yeah, sorry about that. I just couldn't stop.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
Somewhere between the 30 minutes of cunnilingus, the improvised song about the Olympics, and the super thoughtful shower beer... I knew I married the right guy
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
Randomize
