You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
i need you to recap everything for me beyond "i think i'm gonna try vodka-pong"
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screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
Someone had Captain Morgan and orange juice at the same moment I lost my hangover and I just had to give it a try.
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
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you did that thing you do when youre drunk where you rant about bruce springsteen, start hooking up with someone and then pass out midway through
A guy with a mustache poured a beer down your throat while you had a crippled boy named Sunshine riding your back
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
I may have just poured a honey apple beer onto a dried apple slice to rehydrate it. This is my day.
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
I'm hungover from the 8pm vodka and still drunk from the 5am beer.
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