doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
Just woke to a Christmas wrapped pack of hotdogs in my bathtub. How high did we get?
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
His rebound girl is half his size, looks like a leprechaun, is majoring in theater studies and has arms like Rosie O'donnell. Do I win?
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
Like seriously how stupid drunk do you have to get befor you start finding dolphin lighters and shit in your undergarments
Well when I woke up this morning I didn’t think I’d be masturbating to my own LinkedIn profile today but here we are
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