I would have at least made out with you if you were showered.
If you want her to think you're a true humanitarian, you may want to stop referring to Hands Across America as "the Ghostbusters 2 of fund raisers."
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
Why do you think it's a no-pants party?
Invite says "dress to impress". Her fault for leaving it open to interpretation.
We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
Nothing ends a night of heavy drinking better than banging to three six mafia in your own driveway
I cannot describe the pre-ejaculative horrors thru the medium of text messaging
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
On a serious note, don't let me forget to tell you about firecracker baseball. I'm glad I have my fingers. I had to count them.
My New Years resolution is actually to be MORE petty
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