thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
i was gonna tell him a really embarassing story about you, but then i remembered im in all of them
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
areolas are like halos for boobs.
When the cops came you just told them you'd go to your time out corner.
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list
Randomize
