NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
You know how there are wrinkles in your brain? What if they were filled with potato chips? That's kind of how my head feels now.
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
I woke up with a dick pic from the ex-Mormon via email. Not really what I wanted to see before my first cup of coffee this morning, but I gotta say, I'm impressed.
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
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