But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Where were you when I was single???
Still in diapers.
ed mcmahon, farrah fawcett, and michael jackson all in one week. What next god, are you juts gonna take my penis too?
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
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I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
My dad just walked in on me screwing the chick from the bar...the look of relief on his face was sort of hurtful.
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
this lady just pulled corn on the cob out of her purse
People like that make this world a better place.
You would think the bank would reward me for getting my account down to 3 cents without overdrafting it.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She tried to subtly measure me, but I noticed. She told me I barely made the cut otherwise there would have been just a handshake as a parting gift.
I just handed a girl a slice of pizza and she handed me her number. Is this how Vegas hookups normally begin?
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
I told the border patrol officer she was smuggling drugs in her ass. I doubt she cheats on me again.
My boss asked me to pass over one of my business cards and instead I had condoms fall out of my wallet, how’s your day going??
if I start to respond to these political texts with a middle finger emoji - do you think they will get the hint?
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