i woke up under my mattress pad with him laying naked next to me and his wwjd bracelet on my nightstand.
nice, that's exactly what jesus would do.
Dude why does my asshole itch so bad?
I'll teach you how to wipe better
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
An we can hold bottles of vodka in our hands singing yo ho a pirates life for me
Please warn me if you ever end up in porn, cause I don't want to stumble across that on accident, okay?
My brother didnt wanna sleep with her because she was my friend. Did I miss the memo where we're not supposed to be fucking each others friends? Oh well too late.
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
so I may or may not have had intense sex to mozart's greatest hits on vinyl... I don't know if I should be proud or just really disappointed in my nerdness
No more house parties. We're almost fucking 30 years old and I slept until 6 pm.
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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