i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
I'm not sure any amount of coworker judgement will keep me from eating oatmeal with dinosaur eggs.
i found out she really is a mensa member
so she was the smartest passed out on the floor hair encrusted in vomit girl at the party
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
I felt like a responsible adult. A responsible adult that may or may not end up shitfaced. But not heaving purple puke into a urinal like last time because I'm classy now.
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
Tomorrow I'm going to tape my thumbs to my palms and my biceps to my abdomen to learn what it's like to be a t-rex for a day. Anyone else in?
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
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