I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
No sexy Asian girl. No comfy bed. I'm just gonna lie here in the hall next to the garbage can until someone comes home.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
I just woke up and my mouth tastes like I licked the bathroom floor in the last ghetto bar we were in. I'm going to get my mouth checked for chlamydia. Do I see a dentist for that?
Went home drunk last night and peed on my Christmas tree, my mothers going to fucking kill me
by 11 am we'd already been drunk twice. how much lower can you go?
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
Get up, biotch, before I come traipsing in there to rip apart whatever god-forsaken spoon you have going on between the two of you and your dog.
I dunno I mean I feel like I owe everyone an apology except the two people I punched in the face
Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
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