Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
OMG I just tried to text you something dirty but accidentally texted the obama campaign
oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
I learned 3 things lastnight....1. Turkeys are related to the t-rex. 2. Whales have leg bones cause they used to walk. 3. I will sing drunk in the waffle house, but not during karaoke in the bar
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
So that wine I told you about is vile...
That the stuff you brewed in your dorm closet? Are you actually going to drink it?
Yup. It's drinkable. Might go blind, but I've got to use my chemistry minor for something.
You know you're baked when you feel your throat closing up from an allergic reaction to the pecans in the cookie you're eating but you keep eating the damn cookie.
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
Everyone is like kids first day of school and I'm over here like I need to stop sleeping with random
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
I have only made 3 good decisions in my life and getting really stoned reenacting the Lion King with my cat in a lion mane hat is 2 of them.
Actually I really wish that I was drinking so I could ask him for breakup sex and then later blame it on my alcoholic tendencies. Maybe tomorrow instead.
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