I had the most spectatular hardon this morning. I think it was trying to reach you in Wisconsin.
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
It was like giving head to a cactus.
Life Epiphany- I need to have children so I can be the drunk grandma at family functions. Its my destiny.
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
Cleaning naked can be dangerous. Vacuum cord got stuck on my belly button ring...
The way I kissed her was actually pretty charming and then it devolved to car sex
The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
Turns out the guy I did all that coke with the other night is a cop
We're dating now
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
Is it wrong for me to wish my cat had arms to get me a beer?
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