It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
You know, I had the money for a pregnancy test, but at the time, tacos were more important.
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I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
Pitchers of shots should be outlawed. I've puked more than i've breathed in the past half hour.
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
just found out I caught the bouquet at the wedding. I win for being the drunkest yet most functional bridesmaid.
I'm responsible for my client's overall well-being. Which is terrifying coming from someone that can't stop masturbating and eats leftover pizza just about everyday.
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You flew out of the bedroom, stole two Solo cups from the beer pong table, put them on your feet, clicked your heels together three times
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
I honestly don't understand how your night went from singing a touching rendition of Africa to an angry political rant to low key trying to find a frat boy to bang to doing dishes to yoga
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
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