that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
How was the party last night?
There's a mountain bike in the middle of our apartment. No one will claim it.
Please be advised that because of last year's "incident" we will no be starting St. Pat's day with spicy breakfast burritos and car bombs. Please plan accordingly.
Would you be mad if I just used the argument "I'm allowed to say that, my best friend is a lesbian"?
Never. I'm proud to help you win arguments.
I tried to twerk on a barn in 3 inch heels at a party last night and nose dived into mud. These were all new friends. I'm probably not allowed back. Cool.
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
Woke up on a lawn chair hugging a bottle of vodka. Hows your morning so far?
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
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