it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
The night was doomed the minute I started taking shots with an apple as a chaser.
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
I might scale it back and go as an investment banker. Which is the exact same costume as James Bond on LSD. I just introduce myself differently.
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
I apologized for the whole SWAT team incident to the roommate.
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
I just KNEW this was gonna happen. NEVER say "all the free Jameson you can drink" around Tina.
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
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