I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
He paid me to blow him while doing a handstand. Does that make me a whore or just a budding gymnast?
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
You're the only person I know who would be upset about making out with a girl you like. You're like a drunken Charlie Brown.
you owe me at least a beer for the services my girlfriend just provided for you
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
Putting plan B on my parents credit card wasn't the smartest idea
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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