1:32a: I quit. signing up for eharmony. Don't judge
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
Dude, somewhere around here makes 4loko slushies. I just decided coming home isn't so bad.
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
Hey before you quit, let me sell drugs to your boss at least one more time
That's how pantless uber rides happen
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
He showed up to my apt at 6am wearing a suit and holding a bag of coke....how could I not let him in?
He grabbed a pine cone off the ground and yelled "I love cigars" then tried to smoke it for ten minutes.
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