I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
I was pretty stoned. I thought I needed a seatbelt at the restaurant.
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
at last call she tried to get the bartender to fill her flask. when he refused, i had to stop her from trying to pour the rest of her beer in there.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
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