how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
woke up in a shopping cart using a keystone box as a blanket. how was your night?
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
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i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
While we were having sex he told me "this is what you get for not parking my car right" I have never drove his car. He was that kind of weird.
Just got a blowjob on the pier where my great-grandfather entered America.
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
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I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
What are the chances I get my period 2 weeks early just as welcome week starts. My uterus is conspiring with my dead catholic grandma
You’ll (maybe) appreciate that I picked at my ingrown hair again. Quarantine updates are getting BLEAK.
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