i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
I have way too many pictures of poop on my phone
I walked up to a girl in a bar, and all I was capable of doing was taking my beer and bumping it up to hers. While doing so, all I could say was "Bud Light". She walked away.
I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
I'm currently bartering with this guy so I can fuck his bi girlfriend. We're at 5 pizzas and he gets to watch us make-out.
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
Where did you go?
I'm not really sure. They have flavored vodka. I like it and I'm never leaving. Ever.
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
I hope Trump leaves Planned Parenthood alone for at least another month. The week got away from me. #whorelando
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
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