Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Like all of my pajamas are shirts of guys I shacked with in college
my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
I called the bar to ask if they found my Id and credit card and they remembered me as 'the girl who signed her receipt in blood'
I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
Just described your amazing cock to a complete stranger. I am officially the worst wingman (chick) ever.
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
Apparently I've told this bouncer I stalk him on Instagram 3 times. I should stop drinking. I only remeber saying it tonight. early sign of Alzheimer's
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
he pulled my tampon string out with his teeth like a grenade pin yelling frag out! That's why I fuck guys back from deployment. They'll go the distance
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
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