he saw my "i like bacon" magnet on the fridge and i told him how much i love meat, then we started making out
what a beautiful fairy tale
there's paper in my vomit.
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
what the fuck a piece of candy corn just came out of her nose
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Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
ok perfect im about to bedazzle our mini keg named hans. he is ready to rage
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
He made me hold his dick and say "I solemnly swear that I'm up to no good"
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
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Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
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