FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
my head feels like I tried to put alcohol out of business last night
handjob tips. give me some.
I havent jerked off in so long, my dick literally prevented me from rolling over in my sleep this morning. new definition of painful?
Nothing quite says America like barbecue and beer at 9 in the morning.
The cereal milk was almost black, the bacon was still frozen and the toast was soggy. And that was BEFORE I puked in her lap.
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
noo you weren't that drunk. you just knocked the grill over and couldn't get the key in the door, so you climbed through the window. success.
There's always time for handjobs
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
I know I swore I wouldn't go home with him, but he whispered that he had taquitos and you know how much drunk me loves taquitos.
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
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