hey remember that time we got really drunk, you tried to find narnia in my refrigerator and passed out in the freezer drawer??
no.
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
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i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
I just found a hunk of ham in my back jeans pocket from god knows when. We gotta stop going so ham.
Mystery solved. Def had ice creme last night. There is a melted half eaten ice creme bar next to the bed. Which had melted onto my pillow. That explains why it was in my hair too. Im a fucking sherlock holmes over here.
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
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Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
Stop chatting and get in the fucking car. I didn't get my asexual ass out of bed just to watch you flirt and fail with someone you're never going to see again.
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
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