I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
Btw, you're my emergency contact at Planned Parenthood
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
She tried to fuck me right at the bar in front of everyone. She actually got my pants unzipped before I realized what was going on.
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
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