Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
Worst part was I had to fart super bad and didn't want to ruin the room so I farted in a pillow and threw it under the bed.
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
Really, thanks for buying me caribou, it helped me out. Today will forever be the day I threw up in a caribou cup in the skyway outside of chipotle.
She is the Michael Jordan of blowjobs. Unfortunately, her baby sister is the Michael Jordan of baseball of blowjobs. It does not run in the family.
Gay bathhouses. They're actually a thing. So god does exist. And he doesn't hate me as much as you think he does
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
He came so hard that he yelled what sounded like a spell from Harry Potter.
Just sitting here contemplating the meaning of life.
So you're drunk waiting for the bus.
my nose is crying tears of wow.
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
Can't meet up at the party. Gary was caught by the cops attempting to drop a deuce thru his ex wife's Subaru via sun roof. Details as soon as bail is processed.
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