HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
I walked in on you eating olive oil off of a plate. you gave me this look and I just started crying. we were that drunk.
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I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
Seriously? We dated for 2 weeks. TWO. And I've crushed his soul and put out the light in his dark world? What the actual fuck.
Yeah, well. That's what you get for dating a musician.
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I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
Guy just walked into the bathroom with only socks on and took a 5second shit. It is taking me longer to type this than for him to shit, wash hands, and leave the bathroom. WTF? Still wondering why he only had socks on.
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
Why did I wake up naked with a leg cramp and and extra $550 in my wallet?
I wish people could trade lives with me for a day so they could see how much better my life is compared to theirs
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