just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
you know she was a bad idea when your mom offers to pay for an eHarmony account
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
Can we talk about the fact that a stranger is doing a line of coke off our living room table right now?
and you fell through a lawn chair
So I FINALLY get to start out a story, "So there I was, naked except for a toboggan hat and handcuffs..."
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