I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
i hope kanye doesn't show up to patrick swayze's funeral. " i'll let you get back to your funeral in a minute...but michael jackson had the best death of the year. just sayinnn ".
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
I know its hard to believe that I'm already drunk at 12 p.m. but I am, so dont call me asking to go to the gym.
As I type I'm climbing my cousins swingset so I can take a nap inside the slide. Fuck this hangover. I always win.
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
I found a fingernail in my vagina. A fingernail.
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
*tries to be fun and flirty* *literally gets peed on*
THERES A BEAVER CHASING ME, ANGRY BEAVERS IS FUCKING REAL DUDE
There is a french fry attached to my steering wheel and a note that says "eat me yum yum" can you explain this?
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
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