we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
Taking shot for every red box on your worst bracket. I have 30. I might die tonight.
I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
He kept humping my leg and whispering "dont worry, thats my phone not my penis"
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
just woke up to an abnormally swollen ankle (broken, perhaps?) and a shirtless man with the most beautiful abs I've ever seen sleeping on my floor.
is your ankle ok??
WHY IS HE ON THE FLOOR. SINCE WHEN DOES BLACKOUT ME ALSO COCKBLOCK ME
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