can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
Um don't talk to me about fat. I just used my chip bag to cover up all my candy wrappers in the garbage.
Well its official I'm an idiot. I made out hardcore with an employee last night in our banquet room. Oh and got wasted at work. Oh and showed my staff squirrel on a trampoline.
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
I knew when her mom came in spraying me with Febreeze telling me I smelled like shame it was going to be a rough day.
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.
I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
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