she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
I feel like a squirrel prepping for the winter on dollar beer nights.
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
Hey man. We haven't met but my name is Ben. I threw up a bunch at your house last night. I heard you smoke though so I'll smoke you out anytime.
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
THIS MOTHERFUCKING ROOSTER
IT KEEPS CHASING ME BACK IN THE HOUSE
FUCK THIS BIRD
I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
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