is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
Ambien. No doubt about it.
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
after you took your Demerol you started flying around and talking like the robot ship on the movie Stealth. then you licked my iPhone and declared the mission a success.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
Just described your amazing cock to a complete stranger. I am officially the worst wingman (chick) ever.
Dude best one night stand i woke she was cleaning our fridge while waiting for the cab to show
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
tell her i changed her phone's unlock password to be the length of my fully erect penis in centimeters. I'll be in my room for the next two hours.
He can only pee with the faucet running. It's like I'm dating a fucking toddler.
I need vodka and champagne for my new favorite drink, vodkapagne. Alternative spellings are "vodkapain" and "vom-machine"
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
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