Todays outfit involves shorts with embroidered fish. This kids gonna die.
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
She just wrapped her tongue around my thumb.....lizard girl may be my next wife.
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
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Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
She just had to change the song on the radio cause I was tap dancing on her windshield
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
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Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
All you kept saying was, " Barack fucking Obama. FUCK Michelle" and then you motorboated me.
I feel like a pile of chihuahua shit that got eaten by a Great Dane who puked it up and then set it on fire.
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
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