whjeg hajt iyt
say what?
wanna hang out?
so that wasnt chicken after all
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
1 month til my stepdad becomes a u.s. citizen, so if you want to get in on the divorce pool its your last chance, $5 a square.
I just had a horrible epiphany. I have fucked girls younger than Star Tours
This text was so worth waking up to
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
how I know last night was a good night: this morning I found a bottle of tapatio, a bag of chicken and a bag of popcorn in my purse.
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
My makeup bag looks like it has lips and wants to sing to me... Too high?
Oh no...did you put star fish over your nipples again?
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
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