Dude I wish you were here. I'm innthe back seat and it looks like outer space and everything feels like rice. idk. wtf.
I guess I should mention that I have already fucked the Fed Ex guy.
That changes everything.
I brought up my Bobbly Flay drinking game in the interview. Of course I got the job.
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
I've got beer and a bag of saltwater taffy and croutons, is that enough for this typhoon thing?
He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
Nothing like ripping open the box with your keys on a sat R train and throwing back the morning after pill with some coconut water on my way to work at a fitness studio for free
Ugh. I need to go to the store, but I'm too lazy. Whatever shall I do? That girls still passed out. I should steal her car
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