is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
i'd be lying to you if i said i didn't just bring up microsoft excel to make an alcohol budget
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
Then you started asking people on the drunk bus if they knew the word "gumption". if they didn't you told them they weren't taking advantage of their high education opportunities and you were disappointed in them.
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
I think I've just evolved into some kind of vodka fueled monster
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
I'M HANGING OUT WITH THE DRUG DEALER UPSTAIRS JUST SO I CAN STEAL HIS WIFI PASSWORD, I HOPE Y'ALL LOVE ME.
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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