I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
girl you didnt miss much. except me passing out for 3 hours AT JOBBIE NOONER on some random's boat. i was topless, then completely naked. heard girls were throwing ice cubes at me. i was useless. remember nothing.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
It's not an office Christmas party until your boss confesses his undying love for your boyfriend...
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
Randomize
