Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
You act like I'm friends with her or something. I only screw her boyfriend!
Oh yeah.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
You're either a hooker or Beyonce. Beyonce is abnormally good at doing everything in heels
I looked the guy across the room straight in the eyes and said, "If you were any closer to me, we'd be making out right now."
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
I mean.. listen to "Put It In My Mouth" and you'll get the gist of my voicemail for you.
Being in nursing school really pays off when your dealer tries to pass off naproxen as Percocet. Like I may have made a C in pharm but I aced the pain drug test
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
Few clarical questions about last night: 1. How did we get home? 2. Am I wearing your underwear? 3. Where is Andrea? 4. Guy with nose ring last night hot?
1. You tried hitch hiking "like a pro" and flashed cars while sticking out your thumb until I called Michael. 2. I don't know but probably. 3. Who is Andrea? 4. Hot.
We left Waffle House and he took off running five miles down the road saying we were "training for the Olympics." And I mean, I couldn't leave him out there like that...
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