i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
You just took 4 shots. 2 of them were maple syrup.
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
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I have a feeling that watching gay porn with you was the reason I was dancing in a hurricane of floating dicks in my dream last night.
cashier rang me up and said, "white people are funny." like i'm NOT the only white person to buy just lettuce & 40 glow sticks
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
I just put on eyeliner and a diff shirt in case the pizza guy is cute. This is what my dating life has come to
Thanks to a poorly written tweet a whole bunch of people thought I died last night.
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I'm ready to sell my soul to the strip club tonight
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
His boxer smelled like clean laundry while I was giving him head. It was delightful, like sucking a dick in a spring meadow.
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