Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
i don't like sucking hair
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
I told him I would sleep with him if he could name all the colors of the wind.
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I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
an off duty cop drove behind me last night to make sure i didnt get a dui. i was blacked out drunk and on a pill of ecstacy. he knew this. i must be really pretty.
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
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I now own a bag of cigarettes and have no purse, awesome
I broke my arm trying to do a hand stand in my shower to wash the hate out of my asshole.
It was drunk tag. I was Alice in wonderland chasing a ballerina who was chasing Lance Armstrong who had needles in his arms.
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
You were licking skittles to check if they were "halucinateizers" so no, you are not leaving the house while on antibiotics.
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