Having a random hookup so left but love u
i'm chasing tequila w mint flavored ice cream, phil's chasing it w cream cheese, bashar's chasing it w pickles...i think we all know who the winner is....
You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
I would totes be making out with random people in the name of america if I was at the white house right now
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
From scraping the remnants from a coke bag at a lingerie party to meeting with an 80 year old man to discuss civil rights all in under 12 hours bizarrely feels like the epitome of my life
... I threw up in the shower this morning
You were "I'm not drunk" drunk.
I was feeling sad so bedroom vodka seemed like the best solution at the time.
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
Someone just needs to roll me into a blanket burrito and feed me drugs
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
Randomize
