I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
preface to our conversation: my vagina hurts.
You called me a pussy and continued to eat an entire jar of peanut butter with only your hand.
Is drinking before noon still a bad idea if you invent an amazing cocktail?
No, you made a silk sheet toga and held up a dildo calling yourself "The Statue of Puberty". People made pilgrimages from the other party down the block to see you.
Running my fingers through my hair was like that scene in Patch Adams where the old lady got to swim in a pool of pasta. I love Molly.
lol hangovers are for mortals.
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
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